Warning! 

  This is a warning from the Public Service Announcement System! I, Mary Higgins, am taking all sharp objects and flammables out of my reach! I will not leave my house in order to prevent any harm to the citizens of Spartanburg County.

I was in mid swing of knocking on my friend’s door this morning, when I realized I was NOT at her house!

(Oops.)

After knocking on the correct front door, the little boy opened their door, gave me a big old hug and asks “Mary, why are you here?” I told him I was there to take them shopping. His mom rounded the corner with a slight horrific look on her face. “It’s tomorrow we are going shopping!” I kissed my little buddy all over and said goodbye.

(I really need to learn how to use my calendar.)

I stop at the stop sign, look both ways and pull on through. When all of a sudden, I get someone sitting on their horn as I see them drive right behind me.

(Oh dear!)

I’m in the checkout line and looking for my keys which has my Ingles card hanging from it. No keys. I think I probably locked them in the car, since I was talking on the phone when I parked the car.  Nope! Not locked in the car…STILL IN THE IGNITION WITH THE ENGINE ON!!! 

What is wrong with me today? It isn’t even noon yet!

So for the protection of me and all who may come near me, I am staying home. I may even take a nap.

Thanks for stopping by! 

 

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